hey hey all! you can now find me hosting under my brand new chathost name LUNA_LUVGOOD! Hope to see you soon!... (to see more, join this FanClub)
Check out my diary for the latest "Me" news! [P]
coming up this week [P]
: HD bikini pics
: new archives
: me, live!
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Hey Everyone!
I just thought I would drop a note to say hello and to let you all know that all is well. I am awful sorry to have disappeared, but as many of you know there was a death in my family, and it was a very difficult time for me. I just want to say thank you to those who offered their support, and for anyone who wants to keep in touch and get the latest news please email me at coedsex4fun@myprivateworld.com or my old yahoo email address teentrixie@yahoo.com! Thanks again for all your love and support.
xo0ox Trix... (to see more, join this FanClub)
~TOOT~ [P]
Hello peoples. I know I haven't been around much at all for a while, and other than updating my fanclub I haven't kept you very entertained, and for that I owe an apology. [P]
I could give you a condensed version of my life in the past year, and how I've been just muddled beyond belief, but that would only serve to show that I am a complainer, and that is something I never want to be. So I shall spare you excuses, explanations, and the like and keep this rather short and simple. [P]
I have been completely wrapped up in my own affairs, in my own little head, lost in my own little world ect ect. Therefore I have neglected certain things. Like my friends. And I am sorry for that.[P]
I do enjoy my time here on ifriends, and I greatly appreciate what ifriends has brought into my life. I've met countless cool people, and have become friends with more than a few of you. This place is my retreat, my outlet, and I forgot that. [P]
I'm moving to a new apartment, and my cam and tripod and lights are all packed away. My room looks very empty without my little mirror/window into the internet world. I guess ol' Joanie was right... you don't know what you got till it's gone.... [P]
I guess I am just writing this to say I'm sorry I've been such a cruddy internet friend. And to say that perhaps a second chance is in order. What shall I do to redeem myself? Maybe just being here is a start... ya think? [P]
xo0ox T... (to see more, join this FanClub)
The Ever So Sexy DURTEE_GURRL's Bio! Enjoy! [P]
Hi there, my name is Tyranni, kind of like Tiffany, but evil. But you can call me slut, or slave, or Mistress Tyranni. You caught on that I’m a switch yet? What is a switch, you might ask? Someone who enjoys being both submissive and dominant. That doesn’t mean I’m wishy-washy or undecided, or faking it, as some think—it means I adapt to my partner—that I am many things. My dominant side comes out with naturally submissive men or women, as my submissive side comes out with those who are dominant. [P]
So, about me. I’m 20 years old, blonde short & curvy, a Yankee-doodle-dandy living in Canada to study now for almost three years (a bit longer than I’ve been on iFriends). I am many things. All of them are real and me. I love to role play, whether it is a dominant or submissive scene, schoolgirl (18+), secretary, strict army Mistress or army slut, perverted PVC nurse, or latex-clad sexpot, or just about anything you desire. I love fetishes and trying new things. I love games and being as creatively kinky as possible. But I also love ‘vanilla’. Vanilla is the kink term for those of you guys who mostly like girls to get naked and diddle themselves. I love that too! I love to cum, and I cum often and hard. There are many sides to me, as you can tell by my images and videos, I have many outfits, and I wear wigs sometimes in photoshoots to help me embody the persona I am getting into. Who is the real me? Well, you’ll have to come chat with me to find out. See you in cyberspace! [P]
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Chiron[P] (be my study buddy)
All the Myths of Chiron say he was a centaur (Half man and half horse). He was a great healer, astrologer and an oracle. Chiron rules crystals and healing and was suppose to be the teacher of heroes to help them discover their destiny. [P]
Chiron’s pupils came to him to learn the pragmatic way to fulfill their highest potential. He taught Jason (golden fleece) how to undertake the quest, and he taught Achilles to be a sacred runner and to play the Kithara. Asclepios was taught the art of healing and thus Chiron is actually the father of Medicine and is mostly associated with ancient medicine. Chiron founded the Chironium, a healing temple on Mt. Pellius. [P]
The Chiron mythology on death is particularly fascinating. The centaurs were party animals (literally) drinking and having fun was their main goal in life. As time went on, the centaurs seemed to have overdone the partying and were becoming extinct. Chiron became the only one left. His staying alive was crucial to their being any centaurs in the world. His death was a tribute to mankind. Chiron gave himself willingly so that the fire could be released from the Underworld by Prometheus. This was done so that humankind would learn to use power in the right way. In the process of obtaining fire, Chiron had to die. The teacher/healer took a poisoned arrow of Hercules and dropped it on his foot, poisoning himself. This poison was the very one that the teacher had given to the student. Chiron gave his life for the greater good of humanity. Chiron was a teacher who taught healing by means of clearing and bravery and then letting go without fear when the time came. He was honoured by the Gods and resides in the stars as the constellation Sagittarius. [P]
So powerful was his influence on the legends and myths of the ancient world that today many of the root words of the ancient healing arts are connected. Chiral means the polarization of light from one hand to the other; chiromancy is reading of the hand or palmistry. Chiropracty is healing of the joints and bones by means of manipulation, Chirothesia is energy in the hands during sacred rites, a blessing without hands is Chirotony and another word, Chirurgery is an ancient word which later became surgery. And even the magical divination form of chiron is chiromancy, which is the Tarot. The Tarot is a way into understanding how Chiron rules the search for the exact place and time of awareness which then is the gateway to its opposite.... (to see more, join this FanClub)
The tradition of having an evergreen tree become a symbol of Christmas goes back past recorded written history. [P]
The Druids in ancient England & Gual and the Romans in Europe both used evergreen branches to decorate their homes and public buildings to celebrate the Winter Solstice. Over the years, these traditions were adopted by Christians, who incorporated them as part of their Christmas holiday celebration. [P]
Trees used specifically to celebrate Christmas are mentioned in the early 1600's in Germany and surrounding countries. The families would set up these trees in a prominent location of their home and decorate them with colored paper, small toys, food, and sometimes candles. As these people moved or immigrated to other countries, they brought this tradition with them.
[P]
xo0ox
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"WILL YOU FIND ME IF NEIL MAKES ME A TREE?"
"Make me a tree," she said one day. Her house was built over a canal, and swans and narrowboats travelled beneath us.
"What kind of tree?" I asked.
"A red tree," she said. With boyfaeries in my bushes.
So I did.
"You were dreaming," said a young woman's voice, from somewhere above him. The voice was gentle, and oddly accented. He could hear leaves rustle in the copper beech tree overhead.
"Yes," he said, to whoever was in the tree, "I was dreaming."
"I had a dream last night, too," said the voice. "In my dream, I looked up and I could see the whole forest, and something huge was moving through it. And it got closer, and closer, and I knew what it was." She stopped abruptly.
"What was it?" asked Tristran.
"Everything," she said. "It was Pan. When I was very young, somebody - maybe it was a squirrel, they talk so much, or a magpie, or maybe a fishie - told me that Pan owned all this forest. Well, not owned owned. Not like he would sell the forest to someone else, or put a wall around it - "
"Or cut down the trees," said Tristran helpfully.
There was a silence. He wondered where the girl had gone.
"Hello?" he said. "Hello?"
There was another rustle of leaves from above him.
"You shouldn't say things like that," she said.
"Sorry," said Tristran, not entirely sure what he was apologising for. "But you were telling me that Pan owned the forest ..."
"Of course he does," said the voice. "It's not hard to own something. Or everything. You just have to know that it's yours, and then be willing to let it go. Pan owns this forest, like that. And in my dream he came over to me. You were in my dream, too, leading a sad girl by a chain. She was a very sad girl. Pan told me to help you."
"Me?"
"And it made me feel all warm and tingly and squishy inside, from the tips of my leaves to the end of my roots. So I woke up, nd there you were, fast asleep with your head by my trunk, snoring like a pigwiggin."
Tristran scratched his nose. He stopped looking for a woman in the branches of the copper beech tree above him, and looked instead at the tree itself. "You are a tree," said Tristran, putting his thoughts into words.
"I didn't always used to be a tree," said the voice in the rustling of the copper beech leaves. "A magician made me a tree."
"What were you before?" asked Tristran.
"Do you think he likes me?"
"Who?"
"Pan. ifyou were the Lord of the Forest, you wouldn't give a job to someone, tel them to give all possible aid and succour, unless you liked them, would you?"
"Well..." said Tristran, but before he had decided on the politic answer, the tree had already said, "A nymph. I was a wood-nymph. But I got pursued by a prince, not a nice prince, the other kind, and, well, you'd think a prince, even the wrong kind, would understand about boundaries, wouldn't you?"
"You would?"
"Exactly what I think. But he didn't, so I did a bit of invoking, while I was running, and - ba-boom! - tree. What do you think?"
"Well," said Tristran. "I do not know what you were like as a wood-nymph, madam, but you are a magnificent tree."
The tree made no immediate reply, but her leaves rustled, prettily. "I was pretty cute as a nymph, too," she admitted coyly.
"What kind of aid and succour, exactly," asked Tristran. "Not that I am grumbling. I mean, right now I need all the aid and succour I can get. But a tree is not necesssarily the obvious place to look for it. You cannot come with me, or feed me, or bring the star back, or send us back to Wall to see my true love. I am certain you would do a remarkable job of keeping off the rain, were it to rain, but it is not, at present, raining ..."
The tree rustled, unimpressed. "Why don't you tell me your story so far," said the tree, "and let me be the best judge of that."
NEIL GAIMAN
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AN ELF NAMED FREDDIE [P]
Once all of Santa's little elves
Craved some credit for themselves.
All year long they would work away,
While reindeer come for just one day. [P]
And for that simple one night ride
Their names are sung both far and wide.
Now is this fair? Can you yourself
Give the name of just one elf? [P]
These little guys who make the toys
That Santa takes to girls and boys.
Thought that it would not be wrong
And so they wrote a grand elf song. [P]
"Here's to the elves, Bill and Harry,
Charley, Roger, Willie, Mary,
Edgar, Rosie, Lucy, and Fred.
Joe and Howie, Ruth and Ted." [P]
So it went verse after verse.
Each extra verse just made it worse.
When old Santa heard their song
The thing was forty minutes long. [P]
It started, he cried, "Ho, Ho Ho!!
Ten verses and he shouted, "Whoa!
Here is one thing I know real well
A list of all you elves won't sell." [P]
"The thing you really have to show
Is one to be your elf hero.
When folks cheer, their praise will stand
For all the elves in Santaland. [P]
"The way to make a good selection
Is to hold a special elf election."
They did and when the votes were cast
There was a famous elf at last. [P]
The whole elf nation then was ready
To proclaim their hero "Friendly Freddie'
Now Friendly Fred was very cool
He earned all A's in Elf High School. [P]
Here are some talents of this elf:
Why, he could line dance by himself.
He'd play the strings right off a fiddle
And Fred would solve the toughest riddle [P]
Intelligent and handsome, too.
He was quite tall at two foot two.
On tiptoes he could clearly see
Above the tallest reindeer knee. [P]
Amid elf cheers in Santa Land,
Santa spoke and shook Fred's hand,
"Friendly Freddie, I think, perhaps
You'll fly with me and read the maps." [P]
Fred took a minute to absorb it:
He'd be the first elf into orbit.
And as his elf heart swelled with pride.
He cried, "I'll be on Santa's ride." [P]
Now each and every Christmas night,
Freddie is there on Santa's right.
Without him Santa wouldn't know
How to get where he must go. [P]
With those maps Fred's sure to be
An expert in geography.
Now all the elves are very proud,
As they sing this song, long and loud:
(Sung to "Up on a Housetop") [P]
Up on the housetop goes our Fred.
All dressed up in his suit of red.
Helping Santa deliver toys
That we elves made for girls and boys. [P]
Go! Fred! Go! Oh, what a show
Go! Fred! Go! Our elf hero--oo
We elves can cheer the whole night long
And we can sing this nice elf song. [P]
The whole year long we work away
To build a happy Christmas Day.
And we are proud tonight because
An elf is riding with Santa Claus. [P]
Go! Fred! Go! Oh, what a show
Go! Fred! Go! Our elf hero--oo
We elves can cheer the whole night long
And we can sing this nice elf song. [P]
So Santa likes this new elf song
That makes elves know that they belong.
Here is a secret he shares with you
The reindeer like to sing it, too. [P]
Go! Fred! Go! Oh, what a show
Go! Fred! Go! Our elf hero--oo
Reindeer will cheer the whole night long
As we all sing this nice elf song.
--Grandpa Tucker
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Howdy and hello! [P]
I'm just gonna take a minute here to explain the brand new feature that myself and a few other lovely ladies are rolling out this week! The wonderful miss ASIANTREAT came up with an ingenious way for people that join our fanclubs to get a little taste of everything, so to speak. So buckle in and listen up! :) [P]
Usually when you join someone's fanclub you get the content within the fanclub plus discounts, free shows, ect. All tons of fun and well worth it - but now here's the twist! Not only do you get to attend MY free shows - but ASIANTREAT, FUZZYBUNNY, and ANDREAXXX have each set aside a special half hour free show for you! [P]
Every week, one of the four of us will host our free show, the first free show being November 20th @ 10pm EST - hosted by ASIANTREAT! All you need to attend is the special code! You can find the special code for ASIANTREAT's free show by calling my private number(you can find it here in my fanclub) and listening to the greeting message! EASY PEASY!!! [P]
Every week, for each given host the code will change so make sure you get your new code each week! Since you are already members of MY fanclub you won't be needing a code for me though, I'll know who ya are and where you come from :) [P]
Anyways, that about explains it but if you have any questions just direct them to my discussion board and I'll be happy to answer! Toodles my noodles! [P]
xo0ox [P]
PS - I almost forgot how silly of me! For more info about each of the lovely ladies involved keep an eye on my diary!... (to see more, join this FanClub)
The Raven [P]
[First published in 1845] [P]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, [P]
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, [P]
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, [P]
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. [P]
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.' [P]
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, [P]
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. [P]
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow [P]
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - [P]
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - [P]
Nameless here for evermore. [P]
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain [P]
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; [P]
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating [P]
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - [P]
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; - [P]
This it is, and nothing more,' [P]
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, [P]
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; [P]
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, [P]
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, [P]
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.[P]
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, [P]
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before [P]
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, [P]
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!' [P]
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!' [P]
Merely this and nothing more. [P]
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, [P]
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. [P]
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice; [P]
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore - [P]
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!' [P]
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, [P]
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore. [P]
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; [P]
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door - [P]
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door - [P]
Perched, and sat, and nothing more. [P]
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, [P]
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, [P]
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven. [P]
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore - [P]
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' [P]
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' [P]
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, [P]
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore; [P]
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being [P]
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door - [P]
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door, [P]
With such name as `Nevermore.' [P]
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only, [P]
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. [P]
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered - [P]
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before - [P]
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.' [P]
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.' [P]
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, [P]
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store, [P]
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster [P]
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore - [P]
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore [P]
Of "Never-nevermore."' [P]
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, [P]
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door; [P]
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking [P]
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore - [P]
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore [P]
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.' [P]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing [P]
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; [P]
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining [P]
On the cushion's velvet violet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, [P]
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, [P]
She shall press, ah, nevermore! [P]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer [P]
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. [P]
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee [P]
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! [P]
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!' [P]
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' [P]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! - [P]
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, [P]
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - [P]
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - [P]
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' [P]
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' [P]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! [P]
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore - [P]
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, [P]
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore - [P]
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?' [P]
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.' [P]
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An excerpt from of wonderfully spooky tale for you all! If anyone knows of where I might procure this story in its entirety I would be most happy I would :P[P]
Snow, Glass, Apples [P]
Copyright (c) 1994 Neil Gaiman [P]
I do not know what manner of thing she is. None of us do. She killed her mother in the birthing, but that's never enough to account for it.
They call me wise, but I am far from wise, for all that I foresaw fragments of it, frozen moments caught in pools of water or in the cold glass of my mirror. If I were wise I would not have tried to change what I saw. If I were wise I would have killed myself before ever I encountered her, before ever I caught him. [P]
Wise, and a witch, or so they said, and I'd seen his face in my dreams and in reflections for all my life: sixteen years of dreaming of him before he reined his horse by the bridge that morning, and asked my name. He helped me onto his high horse and we rode together to my little cottage, my face buried in the gold of his hair. He asked for the best of what I had; a king's right, it was. [P]
His beard was red-bronze in the morning light, and I knew him, not as a king, for I knew nothing of kings then, but as my love. He took all he wanted from me, the right of kings, but he returned to me on the following day, and on the night after that: his beard so red, his hair so gold, his eyes the blue of a summer sky, his skin tanned the gentle brown of ripe wheat. [P]
His daughter was only a child: no more than five years of age when I came to the palace. A portrait of her dead mother hung in the princess's tower room; a tall woman, hair the colour of dark wood, eyes nut-brown. She was of a different blood to her pale daughter. [P]
The girl would not eat with us.[P]
I do not know where in the palace she ate. [P]
I had my own chambers. My husband the king, he had his own rooms also. When he wanted me he would send for me, and I would go to him, and pleasure him, and take my pleasure with him. [P]
One night, several months after I was brought to the palace, she came to my rooms. She was six. I was embroidering by lamplight, squinting my eyes against the lamp's smoke and fitful illumination. When I looked up, she was there. [P]
"Princess?" [P]
She said nothing. Her eyes were black as coal, black as her hair; her lips were redder than blood. She looked up at me and smiled. Her teeth seemed sharp, even then, in the lamplight. [P]
"What are you doing away from your room?" [P]
"I'm hungry," she said, like any child. [P]
It was winter, when fresh food is a dream of warmth and sunlight; but I had strings of whole apples, cored and dried, hanging from the beams of my chamber, and I pulled an apple down for her. [P]
"Here." [P]
Autumn is the time of drying, of preserving, a time of picking apples, of rendering the goose fat. Winter is the time of hunger, of snow, and of death; and it is the time of the midwinter feast, when we rub the goose-fat into the skin of a whole pig, stuffed with that autumn's apples, then we roast it or spit it, and we prepare to feast upon the crackling. [P]
She took the dried apple from me and began to chew it with her sharp yellow teeth. [P]
"Is it good?" [P]
She nodded. I had always been scared of the little princess, but at that moment I warmed to her and, with my fingers, gently, I stroked her cheek. She looked at me and smiled -- she smiled but rarely -- then she sank her teeth into the base of my thumb, the Mound of Venus, and she drew blood. [P]
I began to shriek, from pain and from surprise; but she looked at me and I fell silent. [P]
The little Princess fastened her mouth to my hand and licked and sucked and drank. When she was finished, she left my chamber. Beneath my gaze the cut that she had made began to close, to scab, and to heal. The next day it was an old scar: I might have cut my hand with a pocket-knife in my childhood. [P]
I had been frozen by her, owned and dominated. That scared me, more than the blood she had fed on. After that night I locked my chamber door at dusk, barring it with an oaken pole, and I had the smith forge iron bars, which he placed across my windows. [P]
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Oh Zion please [P]
remove your glove [P]
+ dispel every
trace [P]
Of His spoken word [P]
That has lodged [P]
In my vortex [P]
Through white cloud, I'm falling out... [P]
Seems to me thta things are never what they seem, only that they sem to be what they seem... but that is never what it seems, oh no, never what it seems. [P]
I saw him the other day, dark hair, dark eyes and a red scarf draped round his neck. I rand and ran not knowing why, just knowing that far away was not far enough from him.[P]
What do they mean? Inside of what things? You always said you would find me here. [P]
While the whip stays i steady my hand and search for you among the masses and see that nothing ends and nothing starts.....
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running down abbey road
don't stop the ocean
i need to feel a tidal wave
so close
so close to a family way
to a family way[P]
don't stop bringing her around
see how tough i can be
when you're making me smile sweetly
don't keep bringing her around
i need to see
see the changing of the leaves
off the guard
of your heart
as it's leaving
running down abbey road
no shoes
it's colder than bermuda
colder than my days in the sugar cane
and johnny man, be as quick as you can
i said johnny man
we know you like haley mills
like those boys are singing still
catch me if you can
oh, catch me if you can
be my sugar cane
my... [P]
running down abbey road
i know i thought we'd almost be
in the family way
i guess not today
i guess not today
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Space Oddity
(David Bowie)[P]
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on [P]
(ten) Ground Control (nine) to Major Tom (eight) (seven) (six)
Commencing (five) countdown, engines on (four) (three) (two)
Check ignition (one) and may God's love (lift off) be with you [P]
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare [P]
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most a peculiar way
And the stars look very different today [P]
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do [P]
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows" [P]
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you [P]
"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do" [P]
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[P]
Sleep now, under the sunny sky.[P]
Hold tight the clover beneath your fingers, [P]
breathe deep the warm air. [P]
The light soaks within the skin. [P]
The warmth grows inward. [P]
Take a trip on a rocket ship baby, where the sea is the sky.... [P]
xo0ox
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Hey All! [P]
I do believe I am doing a free fanclub show tonight but I must get in the shower first~
[P] Come in, come in, come in, come in
from under these darling skies come in
it’s warm and it’s safe here and almost harkening
off to a time and place now lost on our imagination [P]
where you don’t complain - but you still do
and you don’t explain - if you want to - explain
what you believe you say without shame, ‘I just do’
to say what you mean you don’t mean what you say - or you do [P]
where the wild are strong
and the strong are the darkest ones
and you’re the darkest one [P]
Come in, come in, come in, come in
from thin and wicked prairie winds, come in
it’s warm and it’s safe here and almost heartening
here in a time and place not lost on our imagination [P]
where you don’t explain — but you still do
and you can complain — if you want to complain
where you’re real instrumental or supple or sexy as hell
where you say ‘I believe’ or say without shame, ‘I can’t tell’ [P]
where the wild are strong
and the strong are the darkest ones
and you’re the darkest one
O’ and you’re the darkest one [P]
and if that’s what you want
O’ then you’re the darkest one [P]
The tragically hip
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Hey Hey Peeps, [P]
With all the school work I'm supposed to be doing, I thought we could brush up on some book learning together. Here a list of words and there obvious meanings.... Me fail english? That's unpossible.lol [P]
Artery: Study of paintings [P]
Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria [P]
Barium: What to do when treatment fails [P]
Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U [P]
Ceasarean Section: District in Rome [P]
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty [P]
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her [P]
Coma: Punctuation Mark [P]
Congenital: Friendly [P]
D & C: Where Washington is [P]
Dilate: To live long [P]
Enema: Not a friend [P]
Fester: Quicker [P]
Genital: Non-Jewish [P]
Hang Nail: Coat Hook [P]
Impotent: Distinguished, well known [P]
Labor pain: Hurt at work [P]
Morbid: Higher offer [P]
Nitrate: Cheeper than day [P]
Node: Was aware of [P]
Outpatient: Person fainted [P]
Post op: Letter Carrier [P]
Recovery Room: Place to apholster [P]
Rectum: Dang near Killed Him [P]
Rheumatic: Amorous [P]
Secretion: Hiding something [P]
Tablet: Small table [P]
Terminal Illness: Sick at Airport [P]
Tibia: Country in North Africa [P]
Tumor: More than One [P]
Urine: Opposite of 'you're out'[P]
Varicose: Nearby [P]
Vein: Conceited [P]
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Meow,meow,meow!
That was kitty for "Hey Hey". Don't ask me how I know. I just do. Kittenese as most people refer to it, is more about a state of mind than a language. In general most people who attempt to speak it are ignored and thought of as "Crazy". Ya learn new stuff everyday huh?lol [P]
Ok, I might be foolish, but now I'm a year older and foolish. Which is quite different. The older you get the greater the chances are that you'll be mistaken for a "Nut Job" rather than just foolish. Now back to the point. I am one whole year older. [P]
My Birthday was swellerific and the cake wasn't bad either. Songs were sung and presents were exchanged (I mean I exchanged them for stuff I liked later). Although I am just one year older, this one year has a large significance. I may now at my leisure proceed to get wasted in America. Pretty handy dandy huh? I though so too. So yippee for American intoxication.[P]
It's snow lovely outside. I really meant SNOW, it wasn't a typo. It's been a winter wonderland to say the least. I complain, but you can't deny the lovey doviness of snow. Nope you can't uh uh![P]
I'm off to sell sea shells by the shore, don't wait up. I loves ya preciousssss and come find me for the funniest thing you have every seen. Why do you have to find me? Because I have it! [P]
Toodles, Trixie
xoOox
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I have always wondered what it would be like to be a Cult leader, with disciples and what not. It's quiet possible that it would go a little something like this: [P]
We begin in the back room of my cults compound, a 0.5-acre structure know as my rent controlled one bed apartment. My subjects have congregated to witness this day of our salvation. I have foretold a vision of the Rapture. At 4:00 PM, Captain Crunch will spring to life from his
resting place on the back of a cereal box and deliver us from our eternal bliss. It is 3:56 PM. I sit with my two lieutenants and wait the miracle or a gigantic ass kicking. The time is
nigh, and I am fresh out of snacks. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: Leader... What a glorious day for our
deliverance! [P]
Lieutenant McShane: I was just thinking that. I wish I had said it before you had. [P]
Me: (distracted by the time) Yes, yes. The day is glorious, although they say tomorrows pollen count will be moderate to heavy. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: What care we of tomorrow, when salvation is four minutes away. [P]
Me: I'm just saying I would hate to go to out salvation with red itching eyes. [P]
Lieutenant McShane: But the captain will deliver us from out earthly afflictions. You said- [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: He knows what he said. Why must you always nag? He knows we- [P]
Me: Fellas, please. With the air conditioning out, the last thing I need is the two of you making a ruckus. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: Tell us again, for the last time, the story of the Captain. [P]
Lieutenant McShane: Yes, Leader, tell us. [P]
Me: Alright. But you both have to finish unloading the dishwasher like I asked you yesterday. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: We're sorry leader. We just thought that with the Captain coming... [P]
Lieutenant McShane: We would have no more use for earthly dishes. [P]
Me: So you want the Captain to eat off dirty dishes. Our savior of saviors and you can't take the time? [P]
Lieutenant Johnson And McShane: We're sorry, Leader, please forgive out sinful ways. [P]
Me: Alright, fine.. get up. (they begin to kiss my feet.) C'mon. You're embarrassing me, you..(they get up) missed a spot. Anyhoo. The Captain was an all powerful, benevolent leader. His people lived in a state of constant bliss, with a little sugar rush thrown in for good measure. One day, while his followers were being sinful and lazy and arguing with each other, a mean leprechaun accused the Captain of stealing his Lucky Charms. The leprechaun put a spell on the
Captain, confining him until the righteous among us could pull the sword from the rock, showing the Captain we were worthy of receiving his good graces. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: Leader? I have a question. If the Captain is all-powerful... [P]
Me: Uh huh. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: How could the leprechaun put a spell on him? [P]
Lieutenant McShane: And what of the sword? I mean I don't want to nitpick, but you never mentioned the sword before. [P]
Me: You’re gonna do this now? Huh? Three..two minutes to salvation and you're gonna do this now? Maybe you guys should have thought of this before you signed up, because if you're gonna nitpick I got a living room filled with believers that would love to be Lieutenant. Remember, at Salvation, the Lieutenants get to carry the Captains hat. [P]
Lieutenant McShane: No, Leader. please don't be angry. It's just... I never heard anything about the sword before. [P]
Me: We, I just remembered it. Besides, you had no trouble swallowing the cereal box come to life part. [P]
Lieutenant McShane: That's true. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: And when the Captain comes he will relieve our earthly afflictions? [P]
Me: Bingo [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: This cursed cleft chin will finally be gone. [P]
Me: I keep telling you. That's considered a positive feature. [P]
Lieutenant McShane: And what of my leprosy? [P]
Me: I thought that was dermatitis. [P]
Lieutenant McShane: ( Showing his arm) This is dermatitis. (lifting up his shirt) This is leprosy. [P]
Me: Oh My God (furiously washing any exposed skin). I hugged you in the circle of knowledge yesterday! [P]
Lieutenant McShane: Fear not for me, Leader, for the Captain- [P]
Me: Yeah, yeah. I get it. And I can do with out the comforting touch on the shoulder, okay? And if you'd please get off the chair, nothing personal. I just had them redone and it cost a fortune....and I'll take the drinking glass,
please...thank you. [P]
(From the other room a group chant begins) [P]
Other Room: CAPTAIN, WE ARE READY 10...9....8 [P]
Me: My watch still says 3:58. Fucking imitation Rolex. [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: Come, Leader, let us join the others so the Captain will see our solidarity. [P]
Me: You guys go. I still have that….thing,, in the oven. Wouldn't want the Captains chicken to get dry. [P]
Lieutenants Johnson and McShane: alright see you in Nirvana. [P]
Me: Right [P]
(They exit. The chant goes on. 3...2...1. Then all is silent. Except for the sound of my trying to pry open a window. The silence endures and then...the Lieutenants re-enter the room) [P]
Lieutenant Johnson: Uhh, Leader.. can we have a word with you please? [P]
Me: (coming back in from the window) Huh. Oh! In a sec. I thought I felt a draft. See this cracked rubber around the windowpane? Hey.. how's the Captain? [P]
Lieutenant McShane: Everyone would like a word with you in the front.. now. [P]
Me: Sure,sure. ( They grab me and drag me into the front room.) Hey everybody! What can I do you for? [P]
Follower#1 It's 4:02 and still the Captain remains on the box. Smirking at us. [P]
Me: 4:02. Right. Right... Oh my God. It's Daylight Savings Time, isn't it? In the Land of Plenty it's still 3:02. Silly mistake. I can't believe I- [P]
Follower#1 You lied to us, Leader. You took advantage of us. [P]
Me: Now let's not start hurling accusations. I mean, who among us can really cast the first stone? Lying, taking advantage. Those are serious allega.... [P]
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MERRY HO HO TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! [P] Christmas went off without a hitch, grinch, bing, bang, or boom! A total success yes sir I would say yes indeed! [P] I wonder when it will snow? It has been awful warm for the middle of winter up here - sometimes hitting 13 degrees - and rain oh the rain, and no snow, pity no snow. I see brown, dark green, but no white? No white? *Gasp* Say it isn't so?!?!?! But oh well no snow is no snow is no snow and that's why we have no snow! Global warming is messing with my head dude. [P] I can't remember the last time I had a really good apple. Nice and crisp and tasty... just dripping as soon as you sink your teeth into it... yummy... oh boy howdy I tell ya what... I wish I had a good red shiny fresh apple oh yes. [P] Reggie is getting full. Soon I will break his little back and find out how much is inside him.... perhaps we shall take a trip? To Paris? Mexico? The south of France? OOh what jolly times will be had when I break little Reggie's back! [P] I guess you could say I'm odd. At least I think I am. I don't really give a hoot what anyone else thinks - not you or your momma! hehe :) I am just strange and that is me and how I shall be and I don't think I shall change today.[P] I landed on a cloud and it took me places you can never see for I am one and all and it is in me to be what I can so they take me up and over and high above and I try to remember when I land but Oh it leaves me so quickly but I am left happy and glowing and I remember their tiny little hands... they keep me company on the long dark days of winter. Grey and hanging like lanks of hair on my forehead the day will be and I think of little shiny hands and oh bright little glows and bells, tiny bells. I remember. :) [P] xo0ox... (to see more, join this FanClub)
People often think of The Twelve Days of Christmas as the days preceding the festival. Actually, Christmas is a season of the Christian Year that last for days beginning December 25 and lasting until January 6 - the Day of Epiphany when the church celebrates the revelation of Christ as the light of the world and recalls the journey of the Magi. [P]
From 1558 until 1829 people in England were not allowed to practice their faith openly. During this era someone wrote 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' as a kind of secret catechism that could be sung in public without risk of persecution. The song has two levels of interpretation: "the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of the church." Each element in the carol is a code word for a religious reality. [P]
The partridge in a pear tree is Jesus Christ. [P]
The two turtledoves are the Old and New Testaments. [P]
Three French hens stand for faith, hope and love. [P]
The four calling birds are the four Gospels. [P]
The five gold rings recall the torah (Law) the first five books of the Old Testament. [P]
The six geese a-laying stand for the six days of creation. [P]
Seven swans a-swimming represent the sevenfold gifts of the Spirit. [P]
The eight maids a-milking are the eight beatitudes.12 [P]
Nine ladies dancing are the nine fruits of the spirit (Gal.5). [P]
The ten lords a-leaping are the Ten Commandments. [P]
Eleven pipers piping stand for the eleven faithful disciples. [P]
Twelve drummers drumming symbolize the 12 points of belief in the Apostles Creed. [P]
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She said "One plus one is two" but Henry said "three". So it was. Here I am. [P] Oh me oh my, my babies I tell ya what! Quite the week I am having so far indeed yes sir! Mommy is visiting my Auntie, My Sissy and niece are visiting with me and I am bouncing off the walls! So much to do! So much sunshine! So little time for all the good stuff! Oh! However will I squeeze it all in? [P] But enough of that silliness! I must say it has been lovely here! I know that once the rain comes from Miss Isabel the frost will soon follow but I just don't give two hoots about any of that! Enjoy the moment my friends! For they are fleeting... and fade quickly when unappreciated. [P] Goodness.... I left just then.... did ya see? Did ya see? The doctor and me? :) [P] Hmmmm, lemme ask you something... and you see if this makes sense to you... cause it certainly doesn't make any sense to me at all.... [P] Since when have we been able to make babies that grow into women who wear size 0 pants but have legs as long as my torso and lower extremities combined? For the love of Pete just once, ONCE, would I like to be able to buy a pair of pants and wear them straight out of the store instead of having to take them home and wash the cursed things and then hem them. GOD! Come ON people! My legs can't be that short can they? Can they? Curse them! Wretched they are! Nasty! Filthy! False! I have no LEGS!!! [P] Anywho that's me rant for this week - I know it is awful short but gosh my fingers are sore from pounding out that last bit about pants.... Toodles my lovelies! Do behave! Be decent too!
[P] xo0ox Trixie... (to see more, join this FanClub)
Oh My Babies! [P] What a month of cruddy weather we have had!! August was a total wash up here my babies oh yes. It sucked it sucked it sucked. Rain, rain and more rain. [P] But now that September is here the sun is shining!! Oh it was a beautiful day today it was! I went over to my friend Wendys house to have some BBQ ~ Her boyfriend Dave is rather genious with a BBQ grill mmmm mmmmmm good stuff I tell ya! I was so glad I was able to eat it as well.... my mouth hasn't felt the best after having my wisdom teeth out. Got a bit of an infection but meds are good so that should clear up soon. [P] Oh my! So what's the news? Hmmm........ Lemme think ......... My teeth came out and it was an ouchie..... my niece came up to visit and it was tons and tons of fun... We went shopping like mad, got our hair and nails done, Oh what fun! [P] Hmmm........ Football season starts tomorrow........ Andrew Agassi isn't going on to the finals........ My sister Cathy got a new job working at a second hand goods store and she loves it. She gets first crack at all the neat finds! Lucky bugger!........ My daddy is coming for a visit this month! Oh happy happy joy joy! Just him coming down though... little sis and big sis have got school and worky work *pout*. But that's ok cause daddy is coming! [P] I think that's about all the news I have. Oh! Classes on Wednesday.. that's right. Yay. lol. Not really. I am not excited in the least but oh well.... at least it gives me an excuse to hang out with my buds! I am sort of dreading this year a bit as I know it is gonna be most difficult but I am sure I can dig it. I can do anything! That's right! :) [P] What I want is not to want what isn't mine... but I have desire.... When it all is said and done who could love you and still be standing?.......... What one girl feels in the night.... is another girls paradise....... :) [P] Well I suppose I should go now and hit the showers. I am a little stiff from working out so much... I have too much energy lately lol. :) [P] Toodles All! xo0ox Trixie... (to see more, join this FanClub)
AQUARIUS [P] Mama Was A Spy; [P] Daddy Was A Psychopath [P] [P]Element: Air. Aquarius Air is electrically charged and unpredictable. You know the storm is coming; you just aren't sure when or with what force. [P] Quality: Fixed. Aquarius is the human version of the tornado that carried Dorothy to Oz. [P] Symbol: The Water Bearer. Deluge. Flood. Pour-fourth. [P] Ruler: Uranus, the god of abrupt change, and Saturn, the god of repression and status quo. [P] Favorite Pastime: Getting in someone's face. [P] Favorite Book: Channeling Dead House Pets for Fun and Profit. [P] Role Model: Goldfinger. [P] Dream Job: Head borg. [P] Key Phrase: "Resistance is futile." [P] Body Part: Ankles, permanently twisted from spinning on their heels and marching out of the room. [P] [P] APPROACH WITH CAUTION [P] Aquarius, the eleventh sign of the zodiac, lives in the House of Friendship, Intellect, and Idealism. Kind astrology describes the Water Bearer as an assertive, original, and idealistic individualist who treats every person equally. What you get is an in-your-face eccentric who spouts assorted oddball ideologies to anyone he or she can corner. [P] Next to Scorpio, more Aquarians check in and out of the local nut farm than any other sign. Personality Disorder was coined for the Aquarian head case. As we are now officially in the Age of Aquarius, you may noticed a marked increase in the agitation factor of your favorite Water Bearer. Get used to it. They are going to be going over the edge in droves during the next millennium. [P] Aquarius is dual-ruled by Uranus and Saturn. Uranus, the planet of abrupt change, brings the revolution. Saturn, the planet of dogma and repression, indicates the status quo. In Aquarius these two heavy hitters create an unpredictable personality torn between creating change and craving security. Water Bearers try to force the world to change around them in order to create an illusion of nonconformity. In reality, they fear change. [P] IF YOU LOVE AN AQUARIUS WOMAN [P] She's a free spirit who is eternally curious and always friendly. An Aquarian woman will enchant you with her enigmatic charm and seeks a man who is both romantic and intellectual. She is neither possessive nor jealous and believes that love begins with friendship. She is also a total individual who marches to her own drummer. Whether this is the beat of a jazz band or a set of tom-toms as she stakes you out on the nearest anthill is something you should try to determine before the wedding. [P] The good news is that she is one of the nicest people in the Universe. The bad news is, that's because she always does exactly what she pleases. An Aquarius female is rebellious, headstrong, and contrary. She can be selfishly independent and exasperating, especially when she is running through the house screaming "Freedom!" [P] When angry, she can act out in an aggressive, childish way. She may stamp her feet, order you out of the house, or even trash the place in a fit of petulant indignation. But usually, she approaches anger from the same detached mental perspective as she does everything else in life[ preferring to argue and provoke you into a rage. As all Air signs, she is easily bored and delights in stirring the pot, especially if she thinks it will piss you off. [P] She's so unpredictable that each time you kiss her goodbye, you'll never know who, or what will greet you when you return. She has few inhibitions. Some female Water Bearers have green hair, purple hair, or no hair at all. She will wear a nose ring, a toe ring, or six earrings in one ear and a tongue stud. She will dress any way she fancies, no matter what the occasion, and is apt to wear Levi's and a "Free Tibet" T-shirt to a formal dinner, where she will not hesitate to discuss any topic under the sun, including death, politics, cannibalism, or cannibalizing dead politicians. Her personality is combination shock treatment and rugged individualism. [P] The female Water Bearer loves gossip as much as cousin Gemini. However, her odd curiosity lends itself to ferreting out the most disgusting bits of information she can find to horrify you with as she unleashes her maniacal laughter. She will also keep you up all night analyzing such inane topics as how dust bunnies are formed and whether or not Cancer Alex Trebek is really an android. [P] She has a horde of friends of all ages, sexes, persuasions, and character types. And she will be available any time of the day or night for guidance counseling, a free meal, or a warm bed. If you want to win her heart, be prepared to feel as if you are living in a combination bus station and therapist office. [P] The more bizarre you are, the better your chances of getting her in the sack. Tell her you are doing research on vampire sexual rites in Los Angeles, and she'll confess that she channels new positions for the Karma Sutra from Bela Lugosi. Pretend you are an alien sex fiend from the planet Halcyon and she will wrap herself in Christmas lights and fall at your feet. However, unless you are an Aires with an endless imagination, or a Scorpio who can appeal to her perverse side, you'll soon find yourself with a bored partner who prefers reading about sex to doing the deed. But, don't confuse bored with non-sexy. [P] Hollywood bombshell Aquarius Mamie Van Doren wore the bullet bra when Leo Madonna was wearing diapers, and Mamie rarely, if ever, confused a good lay with a romantic attachment. True to the clever Aquarian nature, she survived the blonde bimbo era of Hollywood. The 60s, and is still going strong. She still loves men, and she is fond of saying, "Mamie likes em young." [P] Aquarius is not into blatant emotionalism, so if you are worship-needy like Leo, or a drama-drenched Water sign, you'll soon feel like you've stumbled through an electrically charged whirlwind and been zapped, snapped, and spit out as too stupid to deal with, all in record time. [P] QUICK TIPS FOR EMERGENCIES [P] ~ Water Bearers need lots... (to see more, join this FanClub)
Will the fog never lift? 5 days in a row it has sat on top of the buildings... the sun shone briefly and then the fog returned.... Can't even see the silly sky. Oh well... Tis the price you pay to live next to the ocean I suppose! [P] And I must say living by the ocean is pretty darn cool. Never really had much appreciation for it until I moved to Ontario when I was 12. I missed it like heck then. We lived next to Lake Ontario but it wasn't the same... no ebb and flow... it just didn't feel the same. [P]I've never seen any ocean besides the Atlantic so I don't know if it is the ocean in general or the east coast. But something tells me this is the spot for me. The funny thing is, before I moved out west I never really gave two ticks worth of thought to the ocean. Guess the saying you don't know what you have till it's gone really is true. Who knows...[P] So I got me some horses to ride on to ride on... as long as your army keeps perfectly still.. :)[P] Got a pretty boquet of flowers last week - Carnations and Chrysanthemums. They are still in full bloom. I love flowers I really do and these ones are lasting like the dickens. Thank goodness for plant food! Yeeehaaa![P] I think I might have a garden of my own someday. Of course I'll need some land to put it on.. step by step I always say! Well, I dont always say that ... but it's a good saying all the same! [P]Haven't been watching the news much lately but I did manage to catch a clip of a really nasty picture of Saddam's supposed dead sons. Now that's great television! LMFAO! I could not believe what I was seeing. I mean I know it is the news n stuff but it was totally graphic and offensive. And now the big question of the day is whether or not Americans and Iraqis alike will buy that they are dead. It's all about hype my babes. No wonder I hate TV so much. Geesh. [P]Don't know why I bother to turn the bloody thing on! Oooh yeah... cause the Simpsons are on there... and Curb Your Enthusiasm... and King of The Hill.... and that's about it lol. Used to watch the news often until the whole "Freedom Iraq" thing started... Then I pretty much gave up on it.....[P] Still read the paper though. But that's only cause I don't have to read ALL of it. I usually go local, international... comics :) Oh and of course my horoscope. Always reads that. I don't know if I even believe them really... the daily ones I mean... but they are fun all the same.[P] And anyway, they can't really make them all that accurate anyways or it takes away the individuals choice in a way. I mean think about it... if you could read in the paper every day what your day holds for you who's to say that you won't decide after reading it that maybe you won't go to work today... or you won't leave your house... Wouldn't that be changing the course of history?? Kinda sorta? I wonder how psychics do it :) [P]Ya know what? The movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome really should ahve been called Beyond Suckdome. It is absolutely terrible. It's like the Hollywood version of Mad Max The Road Warrior. It's one great big ball of cheese. You go from Humongus and Wes as ultimate bad guys to Tina Turner. Sorry but there is nothing about that woman that makes me tremble with fright. [P]Ooooh have you ever seen the South Park episode where they teach esx ed to the kids and it starts this great big war between the girls and the boys? Remember when Butters does his impression of Humongus? How fucking funny is that? :)) Who the heck names their kid Butters anyways? Geesh.... some peoples kids I tell ya lol :)[P] Juggy is sittin in her chair chewing on her paw.... I wonder... if I had any desire to chew my foot, if I could accomplish such a thing? Hmmm only way to find out is to try... 1 sec.... Yip I can do it. Don't think I'll be sharing that with my friends though! LOL :) I'm good like that awww yeah *kiss* [P]I thinks I needs me a roadtrip. Went to PEI last year..... I'll probably go again. I just loves it there. It's so special :) Anne lives there and we are kindred spirits! I haven't been to her house in a long long time. hehe. And I am dying to hit the beach!!!!! All this grey weather is really sucking ass to tell you the truth! Gotta get out in the sunshine........ :)[P] xo0ox... (to see more, join this FanClub)
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